Martin freeman + Amanda abbington
Amanda looking at Martin
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS
SO WE MADE SOME MORE
AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
THEN MY DAD JOINED IN
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
Favourite ladies ↬ Louise Pentland Watson aka. Sprinkle of Glitter
“I think my main point would be wear what you like! It’s your body and it’s your wardrobe and it’s your life and you’re going about your everyday business. Put on your body what you feel great in.”
After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.
i have 3 moods:
There’s like a mysterious almost sound I hear in my head when I see posts like this that I can never explain and it makes me really mad.