So, I’ve been asked numerous times why I ship Hijack by numerous people and not other ships like Hiccstrid and Jelsa and Jackunzel etc because these are “the best ships,” or “the most likely ships,” and “there’s no way in hell Hijack could ever happen.”
I’ve also been labelled a heterophobe for…
Please, I know you’re in there
People are asking where you’ve been
They say go outside
And you’re trying to
The world’s out there for you
Time to log off
There’s more than just another
Post that you scroll and see
Just one more reblog you swear….
Do you wanna build a gifset?
i think i’ve changed my mind about superwholock
plot twist: an alien invasion isn’t how Eleven dies, it’s the Winchesters
This brings back my thesis that every fanfic — every fanfic on every subject in every fandom — can be improved by adding “And then the Winchesters shot them” to the last line.
Go on. Try it. I’ll wait.
If you insist.
"May the undeserved kindness of the Lord Jesus Christ be with the holy ones. And then the Winchesters shot them.” (Revelation 22:21)
The last trace of steam evaporated in the autumn air. The train rounded the corner. Harry’s hand was still raised in farewell.
"He’ll be alright" murmured Ginny.
As Harry looked at her, he lowered his hand absent-mindedly and touched the lightning scar on his forehead.
"I know he will"
The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years.
All was well.
And then the Winchesters shot them.
we have a winner.
‘Cept it can’t be because neither Sam nor Dean have a mom to do the grocery shopping
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow